Malaysian english...

I have nothing...I'm just so lost..I ditched Crys. She went for LOUD and I didn't cause Jade and I decided not to go. She is now in DUMC. Lost. Bored. Poor thing. I miss her like crap.


Ok. This is something from Camporama. I miss it like crap too! I still remember we were at China to do our City Visitation. The tour guide brought us around. And we read every single thing that is there. Me and Sher was like reading and reading and reading about China and the history of China and the culture and bla bla bla and we came across this thing we don't expect to find.

This. Learn chinese in 5 minutes. Me and Sher read it and we taught we could "learn" even though we are very very fluent in the chinese language. At fist I was like "Oh no. This is not how you say it!" And then suddenly I was laughing my head off. And we found this. If you can zoom, try doing it and read.If you can't, here goes....

That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man...
Dum Gai

Small Horse...
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?...
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table...
Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift...
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here...
Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet...
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone...
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week...
Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning is automoblie...
Wa Shing Ka

(My favorite)
You body odor is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu

It's the direct translation from English to Chilish(Chinese English) So Malaysian man.

And then I got an email from Daddy which is also something like that. Menglish.

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER A BAD NEWS
Britains: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britains: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who call?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britains: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me.

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britains: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me..
Malaysians: No need lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britains: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britains: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britains: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britains: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want lah.

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britains: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britains: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britains: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britains: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britains: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: What happened ah? Why like that one lah?

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britains: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.
Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britains: Would you mind not disturbing me?
Malaysians: Celaka you!

Enjoy! Signing out.

...And your heart
will lead you home..