Malaysian english...

I have nothing...I'm just so lost..I ditched Crys. She went for LOUD and I didn't cause Jade and I decided not to go. She is now in DUMC. Lost. Bored. Poor thing. I miss her like crap.


Ok. This is something from Camporama. I miss it like crap too! I still remember we were at China to do our City Visitation. The tour guide brought us around. And we read every single thing that is there. Me and Sher was like reading and reading and reading about China and the history of China and the culture and bla bla bla and we came across this thing we don't expect to find.

This. Learn chinese in 5 minutes. Me and Sher read it and we taught we could "learn" even though we are very very fluent in the chinese language. At fist I was like "Oh no. This is not how you say it!" And then suddenly I was laughing my head off. And we found this. If you can zoom, try doing it and read.If you can't, here goes....

That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man...
Dum Gai

Small Horse...
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?...
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table...
Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift...
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here...
Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet...
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone...
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week...
Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning is automoblie...
Wa Shing Ka

(My favorite)
You body odor is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu

It's the direct translation from English to Chilish(Chinese English) So Malaysian man.

And then I got an email from Daddy which is also something like that. Menglish.

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER A BAD NEWS
Britains: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britains: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who call?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britains: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me.

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britains: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me..
Malaysians: No need lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britains: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britains: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britains: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britains: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want lah.

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britains: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britains: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britains: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britains: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britains: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: What happened ah? Why like that one lah?

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britains: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.
Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britains: Would you mind not disturbing me?
Malaysians: Celaka you!

Enjoy! Signing out.

...And your heart
will lead you home..

Oik!

You know what? I really really really want a DSLR! This craze is really getting out of control. Really. Even Mr. Fan agrees on me getting one.


My baby. Someday. Somehow.

This would be me someday. With my Canon D500 in my dear hands.

Ok ya guys. I have to go. Playing for service tomorrow. Rock on, people! Nite!

...Now I see,
you were always with me...

Hey ya guys! It has been a busy busy month! And even though cross country got cancelled it's stil really busy! I'm like sssssooo sad! Stupid haze! And thats when you have to come now and destroy those dreams I had. Dang I hate you! *slaps the air*

Lately we had our basketball tournament. I went! Go busybody for abit. The guys was playing so we had to just stand aside and watch. And I found a job for myself there which I enjoyed. I was the photographer. I had fun. I was like click here and click there. I have to get theose pictures from Ian as soon as possible. And I saw the Klang-ians. Had a grat time with them. I talked to Janelle, Sher and David for a long long time. Proof? Go see Sarah's blog.

I got my math book already!

I'm really sleepy! Mr.X!!! Gosh!

You're on the phone with your girlfriend
She's upset.
She's going off about something that you said
'Cuz she doesn't get your humor like I do...
I'm in the room
It's a typical Tuesday night
I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like
And she'll never know your story like I do'

But she wears short skirts
I wear T-shirts
She's cheer captain
And I'm in the bleachers
Dreaming about the day when you wake up
And find that what you're looking for has been here the whole time

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see
You belong with me
You belong with me

Walk in the streets with you and your worn-out jeans
I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be
Laughing on a park bench, thinking to myself
Hey isn't this easy

And you've got a smile that could light up this whole town
I haven't seen it in a while since she brought you down
You say your fine
I know you better then that
Hey whatcha doing with a girl like that

She wears high heels
I wear sneakers
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day when you wake up
And find that what what you're looking for has been here the whole time

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see
You belong with me

Standing by and waiting at your back door
All this time how could you not know
Baby...
You belong with me
You belong with me

Oh'
I remember you drivin' to my house in the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh
When you know you're about to cry
And I know your favorite songs
And you tell me about your dreams
I think I know where you belong
I think I know it's with me...

Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along
So why can't you see
You belong with me

Standing by and waiting at your back door
All this time
How could you not know
Baby you belong with me
You belong with me

You belong with me
Have you ever thought just maybe
You belong with me
You belong with

You belong with me...


This song really applies to what I'm facing now! Very relative. Scary but yeah! Ok. I'll update ya guys soon.

Ta!

...Life is a maze,
and love is a riddle...

The joy, kids and PIMPLES!

Hahah..You might just laugh at my face and say I'm weird but i'm finally YouTubing. You could just hardly get my to YouTube and catch video clips cause I seriously hate to wait but yeah. *grins*

And I got some really really nice ones. But I saw this one that really gave me the pimples. As in goosebumps lah! Yeah yeah. Pimples. DEY!




Say with me. Oh. My. Gosh. I wish she was my kid or I'll get some kid like that next time or even better, I'm that kid. Unfortunately, I'm not!

And then you have another one.




But he is much more normal you know. I can relate to him. I have to play that single line more then a hundred time to get it. Even though its easy. He is so cute!

And yeah, the more I watch the lower my esteem.




I wish I was this young when I start learning the piano. Hmm.. This dude is the bigger brother of the one above.

And my other dream..




Which is to sing in a African American choir. Like this. And we'll all go and sing in the subways of what? Korea? Well, this is in Paris but I could imagine Koreans looking at us. I know. So LOA right. And then I'll be he odd one out. They are all African American and I'm the only Asian. Which means I'm the white chocolate in the box among the black chocolates. Which is really odd but it's cool. Really.

Ok. Ta! Someone is online and I'm trying to avoid him. Yeah, yeah. It is Mr.X alright. Bye!

Basketball tournament and my long awaited CC RACE is coming up soon!!! Can't wait!! Bye!

...Sometime loves comes around

And it knocks you down

just get back up

when it knocks you down...

Peekaboo!

Hey people. Yeah, yeah. I know. I have been ditching my blog for like what? I don't know. Sleep? It's just has been a really busy month for me. And I could barely stay on the comp for long. So what for? Everyone's blog has been blogging about my imaginary fictional dream guy, Mr. Tommy Sullivan. So I'll just join in the fun and blog about him too kays!

Well, Tommy Sullivan is like really really really really hot. I don't even know whether these type f guys ever exist on this planet or not. Definately NOT Mr.X. I'm sure. And he is like really sexy with his dressing. I would just wanna just inside the book and see how he looks like. And yeah. My conclusion is he is the perfect guy for ever girl. Cause He. Is. HOT!

Done! I bragged about him. I'm satisfied.

Things have come and gone. Like ISCF rally. I haven't even got any pictures. Waiting for Zlwin to give me those pics. I had fun. I was singing. First timer so I'm expecting something. Like erm, I break in some part of the song? Or I rip my pants while jumping. And yes, I had tons of those disgusting little butterlies in my tummy even before we have practise. But it turn out to be something I cherish for the rest of my life cause it's the small things that matter and it's my first time seeing people coming out to the front to get prayed for or for the altercall. I mean for my point of view from the stage. It was really nice to see Amanda, Reena and Samantha coming out cause trust me, I have been praying LONG enough for them. It was a blast. Pastor Andy Yeoh spoke. Really nice guy. And then I saw poeple that I don't expect to see. Like Pei Sze, Sallyn, Sue Yen, Kelvin Wong and Brandon Tan. Meet new faces and caught up with the olds. All in all, it was great. I have just so much to update and yeah. PICTURES! Sorry lah! Got not time!




Watch this! It's sssssoooo nice!

See ya! Over and out!

...Someone told me,
that I was going to find you...